I've decided to keep my blog to a minimum today. It may or may not have something to do with the fact that I love beer more than I could ever love anything on the internet.
My thoughts on today:
- deodorant should be loved by one and all
- my friends are hilarious. each and everyone of them
- I wish I was old enough to enjoy the 80s and all that it had to offer (namely the big hair. I could have been a hit with my fucking chia pet)
- Eminem needs to go ahead and quit threatening to kill women. I have have gotten down with your misogyny when I was a teenager but I only listened to your music to rebel against my parents. Plus the only reason ANYONE likes your new song is Rihanna and the hook.
- When people comment on my blog, I get more excited than I could ever imagine being... this includes Christmas morning.
- I love each and everyone of you. Yup.
As I've typed everything I've been singing along with this gem. I hope you enjoy it. Get it boys and guuuuuuurls.