Day 16: Dream House
Did you pee your pants a little bit? Because I definitely just did. The thought of me being in charge of anything is hilarious. The thought of me being president, however, is fucking brilliant. I'd force all the world leaders to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Then we'd have a meeting about how brilliantly creepy the movie is, we'd discuss the possibilities of peace whilst being served Octoberfest {which will be served year-round} by my own oopma-loompas. Now if that doesn't scream world peace then I don't know what does.
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