Gracie came over tonight and helped me make an absurd number of jello shots. It may be an illegal number. All I know is we went through 2.5 handles of vodka and approximately 8 billion boxes of jello. Give or take a box or two. Here is what my fridge currently looks like:
- Pink lemonade (hidden)
- Half bottle of wine
- One bottle of champagne
- A tad bit of milk
- 3 string cheeses
- Jello shots. Lots and lots of jello shots.
I'm so very grateful I don't have to do these tomorrow. My list is still stupid long. But that's boring. Would you like to know what I'm doing the rest of the weekend? If not, stop reading and have a beautiful weekend.
Saturday morning I have my first 5k. Hooray. I have to be there at 7 fucking AM. Boo, hiss. Then my mother will be bringing me back home so I can shower, drink mimosas and prepare for Cooper Young fest! I'm so excited! It's also going to be my house warming party/ UT vs Florida viewing party. And all that means is that my friends are coming by and drinking more than is medically advised. I love a good day drunk. It makes my heart sing.
If you are in the Memphis area and would like to join the partay head to the Cooper Young fest and look around. You'll see us.
Nighty night, lovers. I hope you all have beautiful tomorrows.