Tuesday, November 16, 2010

What are you thinking of?


My heart was broken this morning.  I think I literally saw it fall out of my chest and saw the shards of ice bounce across the floor.  I'm going to tell you what set me over the edge.  {I'm blaming this on Ann Curry for no reason other than she drives me fucking insane.}  I'm sure you've heard by now:  Prince William is engaged.  I think his fiance's name is Kate?  But let's be honest.  I don't care.  All I know is that the home wrecker ruined any chance I had at marrying William.  I don't care that his teeth are gross nor do I care that he's balding.  He's a fucking prince.  Confession:  I don't care about him at all.  I just want a tiara for god's sake.  Looks like I've got to keep my eyes on Harry... does anyone know of a therapy that will make me more partial to the gingers?  I'll probably need some sort of electric shock therapy.

4 comments:

Kimberli said...

Your nuts... I like! Saw your blog pop up on 20sb and I thought I'd stop by and follow.

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Riley said...

Hahaha! You're hilarious! And yes, I'm heart broken to not have William to dream about.

However, I always preferred his younger soldier brother. *gush* Sure he's got freckles, but they're not overwhelming. He's also got a great body.

Lindsey and Rich said...

I am also crushed. How will life go on?

Anonymous said...

I am offended by your Carrot-top poster.....